If any of you know a Don Deere, please give him my apologies.
You see, when my brother and I were little, we used to do a "cheer" against John Deere. If you are raised in a Caterpillar family, your blood runs yellow. Hmmm. That sounds funny. I don't mean "yellow" in the cowardly sort of way... I mean yellow, as in the earth-moving equipment sort of way.
So anyway, here is how the cheer goes:
John Deere! (raspberry) (raspberry)
John Deere! (raspberry) raspberry)
Very original, I know. But, being the good Caterpillar Kid that I am, I have passed on the John-Deere-hating tradition to my firstborn son.
Moses caught on very quickly. He likes the spitting part. Unfortunately, he is cursing someone named Don Deere.
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John's brother. Disowned by family when he joined Blackhawk's warriors. Rumored to have disappeared somewhere around a big bend in the Rock River.
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